Funny verses in Quran, Hadiths and etc.



Quran verse 7:1 starts with what we call "abracadabra" verse - which we were told as children "no one knows what it means, it is a mysterious!" You see other words in the start of 29 verses in the Quran: 2–3, 7, 10–15, 19–20, 26–32, 36, 38, 40–46, 50 and 68.
But Quran 7:1 is very special: الۤمّۤصۤ‏
We are not saying anything, but you can look up the meaning of the word in any online or offline dictionary it will show what it means in Arabic. Try it yourself, copy it and try.
الۤمّۤصۤ‏
So embarrassed by its meaning, our teacher read it in the class as letters Alf Lam Meme, Sha'a.
Subhan Allah
Here are the other Abracadabra and Hocus Pocus words are:
al-Baqarah. ʾAlif Lām Mīm الم
Āl Imrān. ʾAlif Lām Mīm الم
al-Aʿrāf. ʾAlif Lām Mīm Ṣād المص
Yūnus. ʾAlif Lām Rā الر
Hūd ʾAlif Lām Rā الر
Yūsuf. ʾAlif Lām Rā الر
Ar-Raʿd. ʾAlif Lām Mīm Rā المر
Ibrāhīm. ʾAlif Lām Rā الر
al-Ḥijr. ʾAlif Lām Rā الر
Maryam Kāf Hā Yā ʿAin Ṣād كهيعص
Ṭāʾ. Hāʾ Ṭā Hā طه
ash-Shuʿārāʾ. Ṭā Sīn Mīm طسم
an-Naml. Ṭāʾ Sīn طس
al-Qaṣaṣ Ṭā Sīn Mīm طسم
al-ʿAnkabūt. ʾAlif Lām Mīm الم
ar-Rūm ʾAlif Lām Mīm الم
Luqmān. ʾAlif Lām Mīm الم
as-Sajdah ʾAlif Lām Mīm الم
Yāʾ Sīn. Yā Sīn يس
Ṣād Ṣād ص
Ghāfir. Ḥā Mīm حم
Fuṣṣilat. Ḥā Mīm حم
ash-Shūrā Ḥā Mīm; ʿAin Sīn Qāf حم عسق
Az-Zukhruf Ḥā Mīm حم
Al Dukhān Ḥā Mīm حم
al-Jāthiya Ḥā Mīm حم
al-Aḥqāf Ḥā Mīm حم
Qāf. Qāf ق
Al-Qalam Nūn ن

Sahih International:

Alif, Lam, Meem, Sad.

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Alif Lam Mim Sad

2 Abdul Haleem

Alif Lam Mim Sad

(Removed 3 to 23 translations. See all the translations from here: https://qurano.com/en/7-al-a-raf/verse-1/)

24 Tafseer Ibn Kathir

Allah says;

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The Atheist Republic of Pakistan These ridiculous starts of the Quran are in direct Contradicts with verse 2:2 and 54:17 where "Allah" declared the Quran easy to understand or comprehend. Yeah right!
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Buraq, the flying donkey with a beautiful face is rightly described by in western Encyclopedia and history books as legend (the politely way of saying bullshit). If you think this is enough bullshit, please wait to hear more. Muhammad had to barter and negotiate Allah to drop the number of prayer from 50 a day to 5 a day. Seriously, who buys this crap story. Why Allah never ask any civilization before to pray 50 times a day - afterall we are lead to believe that every civilisations received a prophet!
Brothers and sisters, before you rush to point out bullshits in other faith, take a closer look at Islam. It is nothing but #blind_faith.
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Was Muhammad using Allah as his powerful invisible friend?
"So fear Allah, and obey me.
Quran 26:108
"So fear Allah, and obey me."
Quran 26:110
"So fear Allah and obey me
Quran 26:126
"Now fear Allah, and obey me
Quran 26:131
"So fear Allah, and obey me
Quran 26:144
But fear Allah and obey me;
Quran 26:150
"So fear Allah and obey me.
Quran 26:163
"So fear Allah and obey me.
Quran 26:179
The same thing appears all over the Quran combined with other content.
But for anyone not blinded by the faith, do you notice it says"...obey me" and NOT "... obey Him" or "... obey Allah."
But if there is ever better evidence as to who was writing the Quran, it is this Sahih (verified) Hadith.
Muhammad Corrects Allah:
There was revealed: 'Not equal are those believers who sit (at home) and those who strive and fight in the Cause of Allah.' (4.95)
The Prophet said, "Call Zaid for me and let him bring the board, the inkpot and the scapula bone (or the scapula bone and the ink pot)."' Then he said, "Write: 'Not equal are those Believers who sit..", and at that time 'Amr bin Um Maktum, the blind man was sitting behind the Prophet . He said, "O Allah's Apostle! What is your order For me (as regards the above Verse) as I am a blind man?" So, instead of the above Verse, the following Verse was "revealed":
'Not equal are those believers who sit (at home) except those who are disabled (by injury or are blind or lame etc.) and those who strive and fight in the cause of Allah.' (4.95)
Sahih Bukhari 6:61:512
You can read more on demand verses, in the link below. We will have one about Mary the Coptic slave. Even for us, it is shocking to see Muhammad us the Quran like that...


Muslims are worshipping satan.
Prophet Muhammad ( pbuh) confessed that Allah is satan.
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Umdah al_ahkam
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Hadith 460
Narrated by anas ibn malik
"I heard from the apostle of Allah (pbuh) that he said "Allah is satan in the form of angel revealed to me in the verse and his book the Quran, and am his prophet
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Muslims are worshipping satan.
Allah is satan.
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رَسُولَ اللَّهِ صلى الله عليه وسلم قَالَ ‏ "‏ لاَ تَقُومُ السَّاعَةُ حَتَّى تَضْطَرِبَ أَلَيَاتُ نِسَاءِ دَوْسٍ عَلَى ذِي الْخَلَصَةِ ‏"‏‏.

The Messenger of Allah (peace be upon him) said, " the hour does not stand until the mechanisms of the women of dos are troubled on the
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قَالَ رَسُولُ اللَّهِ صلى الله عليه وسلم ‏ "‏ إِنَّ فِي الْجَنَّةِ لَسُوقًا مَا فِيهَا شِرَاءٌ وَلاَ بَيْعٌ إِلاَّ الصُّوَرَ مِنَ الرِّجَالِ وَالنِّسَاءِ فَإِذَا اشْتَهَى الرَّجُلُ صُورَةً دَخَلَ فِيهَا ‏"‏ ‏.‏ قَالَ أَبُو عِيسَى هَذَا حَدِيثٌ غَرِيبٌ ‏.‏
The Messenger of Allah (peace be upon him) said, " Indeed, there is no market that there is no purchase and no sale except pictures of men and women, and if a man desires a picture he enters it Abu Issa said this is a strange talk.
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Another scientific error in the Quran:
Gender of a Baby is Decided After it Becomes a Clot
The Qur'an says that an embryo is transformed from semen into a clot, then it is shaped, and then the male or female sex is determined. Modern genetics has shown that the sex of a human is decided at the moment of conception.
Was he not a drop of fluid which gushed forth? Then he became a clot; then (Allah) shaped and fashioned And made of him a pair, the male and female.
Quran 75:37-39
While translators mostly use "And" in verse 39, the Arabic word is fa, as also in the previous conjunction, which indicates sequence (i.e. 'and then'). The tafsirs also take this view, and it is very much reflected in a sahih hadith found in Bukhari and Muslim:
Narrated Anas bin Malik:
The Prophet (peace be upon him) said, "At every womb Allah appoints an angel who says, 'O Lord! A drop of semen, O Lord! A clot. O Lord! A little lump of flesh." Then if Allah wishes (to complete) its creation, the angel asks, (O Lord!) Will it be a male or female, a wretched or a blessed, and how much will his provision be? And what will his age be?' So all that is written while the child is still in the mother's womb."
Sahih Bukhari 1:6:315
The authentic hadith further confirms that Muhammad's knowledge is Allah's knowledge. And where a 7th century person did not know about a women's egg role until 1827, Allah did not know about it either!!
For more of these errors, please read: https://wikiislam.net/wiki/Scientific_Errors_in_the_Quran
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Have you heard that Muhammad was the world's first feminist? He believes men have more gratitude to their spouses and women deserve to be tortured for not being grateful enough.

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No wonder why goat ate verses from Quran......💯
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The Great Challenge of the Quran

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She said that God’s messenger’s wives were in two parties, one including ‘A’isha, Hafsa, Safiya, and Sauda, and the other including Umm Salama and the rest of God’s messenger’s wives. Umm Salama’s party spoke to her telling her to ask God’s messenger to say to the people, “If anyone wishes to make a present to God’s messenger, let him present it to him wherever he happens to be.” She did so and he replied, “Do not annoy me regarding ‘A’isha, for inspiration has not come to me when I was in any women's garment but ‘A’isha’s.” They then called Fatima, sent her to God’s messenger, and she spoke to him, but he replied, “Do you not like what I like, girlie?” She said, “Certainly,” so he said, “Then love this woman.” (Bukhari and Muslim.)[5]
Mishkat Al Masabih, Volume II Book XXVI
So Um Salamah went and talked with the prophet but he did not respond to her. When the group asked her what the prophet said she told them that he did not respond. So they asked her to go talk to him again until he responds… then the prophet said to her, “Do not hurt me with Aisha, for the inspiration did not come upon me when I was in a women's garment [fee thawb imra’ah] except that of Aisha.”
Sahih Bukhari 2393
The companions of Um Salamah said, “O Um Salamah! By Allah the people wait to give their gifts till it is Aisha’s day and we desire the good things just as Aisha does. So ask the prophet to command the people to give him his gifts in whatever house of his wives he may be in.” Um Salamah mentioned this to the prophet but would not respond to her. She repeated it a second time but he still would not respond to her, but on the third time he said, “O Um Salama! Do not hurt me with Aisha; for by Allah, the inspiration did not descent on me while I was in the coverings (lihaf) of any of you (women) except Aisha.”[2]
Sahih Bukhari 3941 and Sahih Bukhari 2442, Sahih Muslim 4472
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Muslim Challenges Apostate Prophet on the Kaaba

Apostate Prophet1 day ago

The Kaaba was once a public toilet used by the inhabitants of Mecca. Over time, people misinterpreted the function of toilets and began to worship this place. If you think this is wrong, then you must find evidence that this is false. Sorry guys!

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Animals in the Islamic hereafter? 🤔

Allah supposedly had determine everything from the start of time, including who will believe and not believe...this is the ultimate bullshit you get from a faith that insists that Allah is an obsessive controlling power in the image of His author Momo who, let's be honest, was a control freak!!
List to these verses and make up your own mind:
Quran 10:100 "And it is not for a soul to believe except by *permission of Allah*...."
Quran 76:29-30
"Indeed, this is a reminder, so he who wills may take to his Lord a way. And *you do not will except that Allah wills*...."
Quran 37:96 "While Allah created you and that which you do."
Quran 17:13 "And [for] every person *We have imposed his fate upon his neck*...."
Quran 7:178-179 "Whoever Allah guides - he is the guided; and whoever He sends astray - it is those who are the losers.... They have hearts with which they do not understand, they have eyes with which they do not see, and they have ears with which they do not hear. Those are like livestock; rather, they are more astray. It is they who are the heedless."
Quran 32:13 "And if We had willed, *We could have given every soul its guidance*, but the word from Me will come into effect [that]. I will surely fill Hell with jinn and people all together."
So as you can see, it seems Allah has made people to fill hell - go call him the most merciful, loving, fair, and wise!! While you are at it, look "doublethink"!

Anyone who says anything else, has to read the Hadith. All of which is Sahih (authenticated).
Muhammad was poisoned by a Jewish woman, following the conquest of Khaibar, where he took Safiyah as a wife, and ordered the torture and beheading of her husband Kinana, the chief of the Jews at Khaibar.
Narrated Anas bin Malik: A Jewess brought a poisoned (cooked) sheep for the Prophet who ate from it. She was brought to the Prophet and he was asked, "Shall we kill her?" He said, "No." I continued to see the effect of the poison on the palate of the mouth of Allah's Apostle .Sahih Bukhari 3:47:786
Some poisons work quickly, others (like acetate, mercury, lead, and cadmium) take years. We do not know what is the poison that was used but Muhammad himself admits he is dying from it.
....Narrated 'Aisha: The Prophet in his ailment in which he died, used to say, "O 'Aisha! I still feel the pain caused by the food I ate at Khaibar, and at this time, I feel as if my aorta is being cut from that poison."
Sahih Bukhari 5:59:713
The reason behind her action was the killing of her people and family by Muhammad.
The apostle of Allah sent for Zaynab and said to her, "What induced you to do what you have done?" She replied, "You have done to my people what you have done. You have killed my father, my uncle and my husband, so I said to myself, "If you are a prophet, the foreleg will inform you; and others have said, "If you are a king we will get rid of you."
Ibn Sa'd p. 252
It was no secret among the wives, that Aisha was Muhammad's favorite, and he made this clear as death approached.
Narrated 'Aisha: that during his fatal ailment, Allah's Apostle, used to ask his wives, "Where shall I stay tomorrow? Where shall I stay tomorrow?" He was looking forward to Aisha's turn. So all his wives allowed him to stay where he wished....
Sahih Bukhari 7:62:144
In his last days, the poison slowly paralyses him.
....He came out with the help of two men and his legs were dragging on the ground. He was between Al-Abbas and another man [Ali Ibn Abi Talib]."....
Sahih Bukhari 1:11:634
The question, beyond this story is that, what a bullshit!! Where is Allah to protect his prophet?
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A Hilariously Bad Quran Verse (Feat. David Wood @Acts17Apologetics)

Muhammad and allah hated black people.
According to Islam
𝟭. 𝑀𝑢ℎ𝑎𝑚𝑚𝑎𝑑 𝑠𝑎𝑖𝑑 𝐵𝐿𝐴𝐶𝐾 𝑤𝑜𝑚𝑒𝑛 𝑏𝑟𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑒𝑝𝑖𝑑𝑒𝑚𝑖𝑐 𝑑𝑖𝑠𝑒𝑎𝑠𝑒(𝗦𝗮𝗵𝗶𝗵 𝗮𝗹-𝗕𝘂𝗸𝗵𝗮𝗿𝗶 𝟳𝟬𝟯𝟵)
𝟮. 𝐵𝐿𝐴𝐶𝐾 𝑚𝑎𝑛 𝑏𝑟𝑒𝑎𝑘𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝐾𝑎𝑎𝑏𝑎 (𝗦𝗮𝗵𝗶𝗵 𝗕𝘂𝗸𝗵𝗮𝗿𝗶 𝗛𝗮𝗱𝗶𝘁𝗵 𝟭𝟱𝟵𝟱)
𝟯. 𝐴𝑙𝑙𝑎ℎ 𝑡𝑒𝑙𝑙𝑠 𝑢𝑠 𝑤ℎ𝑜 𝑤𝑖𝑙𝑙 ℎ𝑎𝑣𝑒 𝐵𝐿𝐴𝐶𝐾 𝑓𝑎𝑐𝑒𝑠 𝑜𝑛 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑑𝑎𝑦 𝑜𝑓 𝑗𝑢𝑑𝑔𝑒𝑚𝑒𝑛𝑡.𝑤𝑖𝑙𝑙 𝑔𝑜 𝑡𝑜 ℎ𝑒𝑙𝑙 (𝗤𝘂𝗿𝗮𝗻 𝟯:𝟭𝟬𝟲,𝟯𝟵:𝟲𝟬)
𝟰. 𝑀𝑢ℎ𝑎𝑚𝑚𝑎𝑑 𝑖𝑛𝑠𝑢𝑙𝑡𝑒𝑑 𝐵𝐿𝐴𝐶𝐾 𝑝𝑒𝑜𝑝𝑙𝑒 𝑡ℎ𝑎𝑡'𝑠 𝐸𝑡ℎ𝑖𝑜𝑝𝑖𝑎𝑛𝑠 ℎ𝑒𝑎𝑑 𝑙𝑜𝑜𝑘𝑠 𝑙𝑖𝑘𝑒 𝑟𝑎𝑖𝑠𝑖𝑛𝑠(𝗦𝗮𝗵𝗶𝗵 𝗕𝘂𝗸𝗵𝗮𝗿𝗶 𝟲𝟵𝟯)
𝟱. 𝐺𝑜𝑑 𝑐𝑟𝑒𝑎𝑡𝑒𝑑 𝐴𝑑𝑎𝑚 𝑤ℎ𝑒𝑛 𝐻𝑒 𝑐𝑟𝑒𝑎𝑡𝑒𝑑 ℎ𝑖𝑚 𝑎𝑛𝑑 𝑠𝑡𝑟𝑢𝑐𝑘 ℎ𝑖𝑠 𝑟𝑖𝑔ℎ𝑡 𝑠ℎ𝑜𝑢𝑙𝑑𝑒𝑟 𝑎𝑛𝑑 𝑏𝑟𝑜𝑢𝑔ℎ𝑡 𝑓𝑜𝑟𝑡ℎ ℎ𝑖𝑠 𝑜𝑓𝑓𝑠𝑝𝑟𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑤ℎ𝑖𝑡𝑒 𝑙𝑖𝑘𝑒 𝑠𝑚𝑎𝑙𝑙 𝑎𝑛𝑡𝑠 𝑡𝑜 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑃𝑎𝑟𝑎𝑑𝑖𝑠𝑒 𝐴𝑛𝑑 ℎ𝑒 𝑠𝑐𝑟𝑎𝑡𝑐ℎ ℎ𝑖𝑠 𝑙𝑒𝑓𝑡 𝑠ℎ𝑜𝑢𝑙𝑑𝑒𝑟 𝑎𝑛𝑑 𝑏𝑟𝑜𝑢𝑔ℎ𝑡 𝑓𝑜𝑟𝑡ℎ ℎ𝑖𝑠 𝑜𝑓𝑓𝑠𝑝𝑟𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝐵𝐿𝐴𝐶𝐾 𝑡𝑜 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝐻𝑒𝑙𝑙 𝑓𝑖𝑟𝑒(𝗔𝗹-𝗧𝗶𝗿𝗺𝗶𝗱𝗵𝗶 𝟯𝟴)
𝟲. 𝑀𝑢ℎ𝑎𝑚𝑚𝑎𝑑 𝑏𝑜𝑢𝑔ℎ𝑡 𝐵𝐿𝐴𝐶𝐾 𝑠𝑙𝑎𝑣𝑒𝑠 (𝗦𝗮𝗵𝗶𝗵 𝗠𝘂𝘀𝗹𝗶𝗺 𝟯𝟵𝟬𝟭) 𝑎𝑛𝑑 𝑀𝑢ℎ𝑎𝑚𝑚𝑎𝑑 𝑠𝑜𝑙𝑑 𝐵𝐿𝐴𝐶𝐾 𝑠𝑙𝑎𝑣𝑒𝑠 (𝗦𝗮𝗵𝗶𝗵 𝗕𝘂𝗸𝗵𝗮𝗿𝗶 𝟮𝟱𝟯𝟰,𝟮𝟭𝟰𝟭,𝟮𝟰𝟬𝟯)
𝟳. 𝑀𝑢ℎ𝑎𝑚𝑚𝑎𝑑 ℎ𝑎𝑑 𝑜𝑤𝑛𝑒𝑑 𝐵𝐿𝐴𝐶𝐾 𝑠𝑙𝑎𝑣𝑒𝑠 𝐴𝑛𝑗𝑎𝑠ℎ𝑎,𝐵𝑖𝑙𝑎𝑙 (𝗦𝗮𝗵𝗶𝗵 𝗮𝗹-𝗕𝘂𝗸𝗵𝗮𝗿𝗶 𝟲𝟭𝟲𝟭)
𝟴. 𝑇ℎ𝑒 𝑚𝑜𝑠𝑡 ℎ𝑎𝑡𝑒𝑓𝑢𝑙 𝑎𝑚𝑜𝑛𝑔 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑐𝑟𝑒𝑎𝑡𝑖𝑜𝑛 𝑜𝑓 𝐴𝑙𝑙𝑎ℎ 𝑖𝑠 𝑜𝑛𝑒 𝐵𝐿𝐴𝐶𝐾 𝑚𝑎𝑛 𝑎𝑚𝑜𝑛𝑔 𝑡ℎ𝑒𝑚 𝐾ℎ𝑎𝑤𝑎𝑟𝑖𝑗 (𝗦𝗮𝗵𝗶𝗵 𝗠𝘂𝘀𝗹𝗶𝗺 𝟭𝟬𝟲𝟲)
𝟵. 𝑆𝑎𝑡𝑎𝑛 𝑙𝑜𝑜𝑘𝑠 𝑙𝑖𝑘𝑒 𝑏𝑙𝑎𝑐𝑘 𝑚𝑎𝑛 (𝗜𝗯𝗻 𝗜𝘀𝗵𝗮𝗾,𝗣𝗮𝗴𝗲 𝟮𝟰𝟯)
𝟭𝟬. 𝐵𝐿𝐴𝐶𝐾 𝑑𝑜𝑔𝑠 𝑎𝑟𝑒 𝑒𝑣𝑖𝑙(𝗦𝗮𝗵𝗶𝗵 𝗠𝘂𝘀𝗹𝗶𝗺 𝟱𝟭𝟬)
Ishaq 374: The black troops and slaves of the Meccans cried out and the Muslims replied, ‘Allah destroy your sight, you impious rascals.’
Ibn Musa al-Yahsubi, Qadi ‘Iyad, p.375:
Ahmad ibn Abi Sulayman, the companion of Sahnun said, “Anyone who says that the Prophet was black should be killed."
Moham-mad referred to Blacks as "raisin heads". (Sahih al-Bukhari vol. 1, no. 662 and vol. 9, no. 256).
In another Hadith, Moham-mad is quoted as saying that Blacks are, "pug-nosed slaves". (Sahih Moslem vol. 9, p. 46-47).
Ishaq: 450’’
The Prophet says'' We collected them there, BLACK slaves, men of no descent.
Al-Tabari, Vol. 2, p. 11, p. 11
'' The Prophet prayed that the African's color would change so that their descendants would be slaves to the Arabs and Turks."
Ishaq: 374
Allah Apostle say '' The BLACK troops and slaves of the Meccans cried out and the Muslims replied, ‘Allah destroy your sight, you impious rascals.’
Sahih Bukhari 9:87:161
Prophet say'' (A DREAM OF BLACK WOMEN IS A SYMBOL OF EPIDEMIC)
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It is one of many bullshits you hear apologist say :"Oh, only reading the Quran in Arabic will understand it. The Quran is magical... The Quran can only make sense in Arabic... The miracle of the Quran can only be revealed in Arabic..."
Absolute Bullshit!!!
I am Arab born and bred in Islam, and I can tell here there is nothing to see here. The language of the Quran is difficult, the stories are scattered all over the place, constantly praising Allah and Muhammad. Even the sequence of the chapters is confusing as they are not chronological order. It is an organised mess. Muhammad did not put it in this order, Muhammad had died some 20 years before they attempted to put this book as one piece!! He was not around to show us how the book is supposed to be!
And the idea that learning Arabic will make you more of a believer is a lie!! You only need to see how many Ex-Muslim Arabs there is. Go on Facebook or YouTube search the word كافر in Arabic, get some popcorn and see! Several group have over 50,000 followers each. Study from Saudi Arabia, the source of Islam, shows over 1 million Saudis are atheists (5% of their population) and as much as 19% are none religious! If you are not aware of level of Atheism in the Arab world, you really need to read this:
And if you want to learn from a convert who spend 16 years learning Arabic only to realise it is all bullshit, you need to watch this:
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A total of 20 steps and rules that would make having a poo more complicated that opening the emergency hatch on the International Space Station!!
1. When entering the toilet, one should say the A'udhu (isti'adha) and Basmala and then recite the prayer "Allahumma innee a'oodhu bika minal khubthi wal khabaa-ith."
2. When entering the toilet, one should not have in one's hand anything on which the name of Allahu ta'ala or any verse of the Qur'an al-karim is written. There is no objection if it is in one's pocket or covered with something. Similarly, when stepping into the toilet, one should not be wearing a pendant with the name of Allah on it. If one has, one should tuck it inside the neck of one's sweater before entering it.
3. It is permissible to enter the toilet with an amulet if it is covered properly.
4. One should enter the toilet with one's left foot and exit with one's right foot.
5. One should recite the prayer "Alhamdu-lil-laa-hil-la-dhi adh-haba 'a-nil a-dhaa wa 'a-faa-ni" when exiting the toilet.
6. One should not talk or sit for a long time or read anything like a newspaper or sing a song or smoke or chew gum in the toilet.
7. After cleaning one's private parts, one should cover them immediately.
8. One should neither face the Qibla nor turn one's back toward it while urinating or defecating.
9. One should remove the feces on one's anus with one's finger and wash one's hand. If there are still traces of filth, one should wash them with water.
10. When cleaning the private parts after answering the call of nature, men should wash them from the back to the front. Women should wash them from the front to the back. Thus, the genitals will not be smeared with filth, nor will it cause one to be sexually aroused by the stimulation of fingers.
Read more about the intricate (someone obsessive) protocols of having a shit! Yes, this is just half of it...another 10 steps ( 20 in total!!) can be found here:
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[54:1]: “The moon has split and the hour has drawn closer” #Quran
In 2010 NASA Lunar Science Institute (NLSI) staff scientist Brad Bailey said, "No current scientific evidence reports that the Moon was split into two (or more) parts and then reassembled at any point in the past." The narrative was used by some later islamists to convince others of the prophethood of Muhammad.
The question of such miracle should be, why Muhammad did not ask EVERYONE to wait on a given day to see the moon split?
Secondly, Muhammad did not know better and thought the moon emits its own light. Here is yet another scientific error in the Quran.
The Arabic word for reflected (in`ikaas) does not appear in the any Qur'anic verses that say the Moon is a "light". It instead uses the word "noor" (nooran) which simply means a light, and in another verse, muneer (muneeran), which means giving light and is from the same root as noor. Perhaps the best example of a verse showing the noor simply means light and not reflected light can be found in 33:45-46 in which a lamp is shining light with the exact same Arabic word as in:
" O Prophet! Lo! We have sent you as a witness and a bringer of good tidings and a warner. And as a summoner unto Allah by His permission, and as a lamp that giveth light."
Quran 33:45-46.
"Allah is the Light of the heavens and the earth..."
Quran 24:35
Clearly the author is not implying Allah is reflecting the light. So, when the Quran says the moon is a noor or nooran... It is clearly saying the moon emits its own light!! And just to eliminate confusion, in the last verse it says"... moon giving light"!
"He it is Who appointed the sun a splendour and the moon a light.. ."
Quran 10:5
"And he made the moon a light, and made the sun a lamp?"
Quran 71:16
"Blessed be He Who had placed in the heaven mansions of the stars, and had placed therein a great lamp (sun) and a moon giving light!"
Quran 25:61
Now wait for the apologist to twist it their way. 😂
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This obsession with sex follows us to the grave, apparently!!!
Subhan-no-Allah! 😂😂😂
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All major religions engage in scare tactics. Muhammad, not least, did not ever call for the Quran to be put together as a book in his lifetime, because the end of the world was supposed to happen very soon (even possibly in his life time). And we have the Quran and Hadith suggesting the end of time is near.. That was 1400 YEARS AGO!!!
But why this tactic works? If you believe the world will end soon, you will not care if you die in a battle field, future plans are cancelled, and a cult like followers impressed with the certainty of end will gather.
This is the AUTHENTIC Hadith that shows how Muhammad used this tactic.
Anas reported Allah's Messenger ﷺ as saying: I and the Last Hour have been sent like this and (he while doing it) joined the forefinger with the middle finger. 🤞
Anas reported that a person asked Allah's Messenger ﷺ as to when the Last Hour would come. He had in his presence a young boy of the Ansar who was called Mabammad. Allah's Messenger (may peace be upon bion) said: If this young boy lives. he may not grow very old till (he would see) the Last Hour coming to you.
Sahih (Authentic)
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Even the Quran kept us guessing when it said " ...You never know, perhaps the Hour is near." Quran 42:17
The Quran suggest the end of time is verses: 54:1, 53:57, 33:63, 43:66, 25:11, 6:31, 22:7, 30:12 and more!!
I mean the only thing missing there is a winking emoji 😉
Nowadays, Islamic scholars push this and other failed Hadith under the carpet. And invent alternative "signs of end of times" to frighten you into faith. And it works.
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This is one of the most ridiculous stories that can come out of Islam. There is an agreement among Islamic sources that the origin of stoning the devil comes from this story.
Going back to this "test", where Allah pushes a parent to kill their child only to have the Shaytan try to stop him. When taken in the context that Allah knows the future, know what will happen, and knows everything... sounds like one sick joke, doesn't it. Now, Google how many parents killed their children insisting they heard a voice claiming to be god asking them to follow His command. Only this time, no lamp shows up!!
I just googled this term "hears voices kills their child" and hit hundred of thousands of stories. If you find it sick, wonder how this story sound any different?
If I ever visit Mecca again, I think I will throw stones on the Kaaba instead!! But then Allah is not real, none of these stories are real. Now you know. 😉
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To think that there are people in my country who SERIOUSLY believe this rubbish. It is, if nothing, a sign of insecurity about the faith. If you cannot beat them, just pretend they are jealous of you, and are copying you. The school bullying mentality.
The West is going to conspire against a 7th century book that thought the moon emits its own light, not once but five times!!
Blessed be He Who hath placed in the heaven mansions of the stars, and hath placed therein a great lamp and a moon giving light!"
Quran 25:61
O Prophet! Lo! We have sent thee as a witness and a bringer of good tidings and a warner. And as a summoner unto Allah by His permission, and as a lamp that giveth light.
Quran 33:45-46
And hath made the moon a light therein, and made the sun a lamp?
Quran 71:16
Allah is the Light of the heavens and the earth. The Parable of His Light is as if there were a Niche and within it a Lamp: the Lamp enclosed in Glass: the glass as it were a brilliant star: Lit from a blessed Tree, an Olive, neither of the east nor of the west, whose oil is well-nigh luminous, though fire scarce touched it: Light upon Light! Allah doth guide whom He will to His Light: Allah doth set forth Parables for men: and Allah doth know all things.
Quran 24:35
He it is Who appointed the sun a splendour and the moon a light, and measured for her stages, that ye might know the number of the years, and the reckoning. Allah created not (all) that save in truth. He detaileth the revelations for people who have knowledge.
Quran 10:5
The West doesn’t need this nonsense!!
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Why do you think Muhammad hated chess? We like to think it's because the queen can move freely.
If there was never evidence who is writing the Quran, chapter 33:
Zaynab was married to Zaid, Muhammad's adopted son. One day Muhammad paid a visit to Zaid's house. Not expecting Muhammad, , Zaynab answered the door dressed in a revealing garment, and Muhammad immediately developed a desire for her. When Zaid learned of the prophet's infatuation, he divorced Zaynab so Muhammad could marry her. This turned into a scandal among the Arabs, who equated Muhammad's actions with incest, since he married his daughter-in-law. Soon thereafter, Muhammad received few convenient revelations:
First, cancel adoption. A tradition of over thousands of years in Arabia and other heavenly books with unimaginable suffering for children.
"Let your adopted children keep their family names. That is more just in the sight of Allah. But if you do not know their fathers, then they are ˹simply˺ your fellow believers...."
Quran 33:5
And then few verses later....
"... So when Zaid had accomplished his desire from her (i.e. finished with her), We gave her to you in marriage.... And God's Command must be fulfilled."
Quran 33:37
And just like that we see "Allah" doing Muhammad favour and apparently "forcing" him to marry Zaynab. And what happened the first night he married her? Nailed her.....
Apologist excuses: Zaid and Zaynab were having marital problems and Muhammad was just trying to help. ABSOLUTE BULLSHIT!! Is this the solution now, when a couple have marital problems, divorce and hand her over to one of your relatives? What is she? A camel? And this martial dispute made its way to a holy book!! Finally, Allah who knows the future, did not think of banning adoption...say 20 years earlier when Muhammad adopted Zaid as his son?
Later, when Muhammad kept getting women offering themselves to him, and one of his wives made a scene another verse came 33:50 saying he can sleep with any women he wants. Notice, all in the same chapter!!!
Wait.. wait, in 33:53, "Allah" tells visitors Muhammad is shy and busy. Once you been and had dinner, leave!! 😂
If you have not figured it out who was really writing the Quran yet, congratulations...this is what brainwashed looks like. 👏👏👏
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Here is a link to the hadith: https://sunnah.com/bukhari/67/148
Narrated Anas bin Malik:
The Prophet (ﷺ) used to pass by (have sexual relation with) all his wives in one night, and at that time he had nine wives.
Reference : Sahih al-Bukhari 5215
In-book reference : Book 67, Hadith 148
USC-MSA web (English) reference : Vol. 7, Book 62, Hadith 142
Was Muhammad a womaniser? Absolutely, many Muslim men acknowledge that. Was he a corrupted politician and writing the Quran himself? Let's see.
Muhammad was supposedly a humble messenger of Allah. To. Follow everything Allah told Him to do. But when Allah said maximum of four wives, Muhammad had at the time of this death 13 wives, 9 still alive, many concubines (Women war bounty legal for him to sleep with as clearly shown in the Quran under term ملك اليمين), and still to Aisha shock, Muhammad was sleeping with any Muslim who came along, even without the approval of a guardian. So she kick up a fuss with Muhammad, like what the hell!! But next day "Allah" responded with an out of jail card, see the verse in the picture Quran 33:50... Subhan Allah. Can you guess what Aisha response was, "I feel that your Lord hastens in fulfilling your wishes and desires." Sahih Bukhari 6:60:311
And what did Muhammad promise us after we die, mindless hooris with firm breasts and forever virgins (see my other posts). So, anyone who dares to say a man leaves Islam to pursue worldly urges is making up bullshits. Why a Muslima would continue to follow a faith that is clearly man made for men, that is beyond me.
You can read this and many more on demand verses that Muhammad invented on the go (if you dare) from here:
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But but but....Allah is not supposed to fail!! Now, let's do some mental gymnastics to explain why this is not a fail...but in fact, this is a success!!!
This is what we are good at, turning undeniable fails and losses into fake successes! When we win, it is because of Allah. When we fail or lose, it is the devil. But how can the devil beat Allah, the all-mighty and powerful? So, it is Allah testing us...but what about the undeniable suffering He is doing to "test" us?...how He acts like he is never there and allows the infidels to win!!? So, it is a combination of Allah testing us by allowing the Shaytan (devil) to win...can you see the mental gymnastics I am talking about???
And don't get me started in the "Jinns", these are mythology (fairytales) from pagan Arabs. They were never mentioned anywhere else in the world, let alone in the other heavenly books. Muhammad was making it up as he goes, mixing what he learned from his travels, his contacts with Waraqah Ibn Nawfal (his relative who was a priest in Christianity and Judaism, and Arab pagan beliefs.
For those who are brainwashed and need to believe in anything to sleep at night...it works! For them, they need Sky Daddy. They need to feel as useless and in active as He is...He is there...watching their pain, their losses, their religion being used and misused...doing nothing....but He is there. Sleep well.
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If you ask me to find the source of this Hadith, the answer is simple - they have pushed it under the carpet and buried but you can still read the same story of Quran 68:1 explained by Ibn Abbas (the cousin of the prophet Muhammad) here https://quranx.com/tafsirs/68.1
Yes, not everything that was narrated and shared...and believed for 1350 years is still available for us. What apologist can twist and come up with ever creative way to explain it, they kept it. Anything in the Quran, they simply cannot change it. But the Hadith (narrations of people who spoke to Muhammad and passed on these stories) there has always been some questions on what to believe and what not to believe.
I have seen this and many variations of this meme shared in Arab Atheist social media. The consensus is that the narrative behind it is only found in Arabic printed hadith pre-1960's editions. After that, most publishers removed it as questionable and religious authorities stopped talking about it. Why? What happened in the 1960's that changed everything?
One important thing happened....first man landed on the moon and took a picture of Earth!! Arabs and Islamic countries had an Earthquake that shocked the population...the concept of a flat Earth had finally been set and no...there is nothing mysterious about how the Earth floats. Dig back and see how people from Egypt, Pakistan, Afghanistan, Iran, and Iraq lived. But the religious elite were not ready to give up...Islamic teachings where adapted to the new reality of no more slavery (now they pretend they always were against it, even though we did it for 1350 years) and Quran said the Earth is round - even though we have 11 verses that says the Earth is flat like carpet, sheet, bed and cover! There is a good reason Islamic scholars don't want you to dig up the past and old books...you will realise then that Islam is full of fairytale, scientific errors, and immoral commands.
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68.1 Abbas - Tanwîr al-Miqbâs min Tafsîr Ibn ‘Abbâs
And from his narration on the authority of Ibn 'Abbas that he said regarding the interpretation of Allah's saying (Nun): '(Nun) He says: Allah swears by the Nun, which is the whale that carries the earths on its back while in Water, and beneath which is the Bull and under the Bull is the Rock and under the Rock is the Dust and none knows what is under the Dust save Allah. The name of the whale is Liwash, and it is said its name is Lutiaya'; the name of the bull is Bahamut, and some say its name is Talhut or Liyona. The whale is in a sea called 'Adwad, and it is like a small bull in a huge sea. The sea is in a hollowed rock whereby there is 4,000 cracks, and from each crack water springs out to the earth. It is also said that Nun is one of the names of the Lord; it stands for the letter Nun in Allah's name al-Rahman (the Beneficent); and it is also said that a Nun is an inkwell. (By the pen) Allah swore by the pen. This pen is made of light and its height is equal to the distance between Heaven and earth. It is with this pen that the Wise Remembrance, i.e. the Guarded Tablet, was written. It is also said that the pen is one of the angels by whom Allah has sworn, (and that which they write (therewith)) and Allah also swore by what the angels write down of the works of the children of Adam,
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They can express their love in the open, but in a secular or liberal country. Why is this expression of love forbidden in our countries? What is wrong with it? I can answer that. Islam does not see love as an expression of partnership. Muhammad's marriages are not based on love. They are political arrangements, business deals, and sexual lust.. NEVER based on love. Anyone who says otherwise, does not understand Seerat Al Nabi (story of Muhammad).
Take the Quran, the word love is NEVER mentioned once. One translation is found but only in the context of "don't love..the enemies" Yes, take a look. But Nikah is mentioned 20 times. Nikah (نكاح) in Arabic Translated as f@&k - yes. It is so embarrassing, Urdu and many translations decided to replace it with the word "marriage" but open any online or offline Arabic translation and check it. Make sure it is Arabic to English translation.
So in Islam, Nikah Contract or the contract of two people getting together is in fact contract to f@&k! It is that simple. Islam does not factor love into it. When Muhammad did his Nikah Contract with A'isha, he was in effect agreeing to f@&k her at age of 6. That is why the Authentic Hadith, in at least five times, makes the point that Muhammad waited 3 years and showed patience.
Oooh...so cute! 🥺🥺🥺 Muhammad (FBI be upon him) is an example for us all.
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One of the biggest scientific mistakes in the Quran, the Quran claims the earth is flat.
We have eleven verses in the Quran that describes the earth as flat like a rug, carpet, bed, and spread. BUT not one single verse suggesting the earth is Spherical or round - very easy words found in Arabic. The verses are: Quran [2:22], [15:19], [20:53], [43:10], [50:7], [51:48], [71:19], [78:6-7], [79:30], [88:20], [91:6].. To name few all backed by Hadith the confirms Muhammad truly believed the earth is flat. All that narration and translations were put under the "carpet" in the 1960's when man landed on the moon. Mashallah.
Dr Joker Zakri, pressed again and again that rh Quran has a major problem, invented the suggestion that verse 79:30 suggests the Dahaha means ostrich egg. What a load of bullshit! Anyone with basic Arabic knowledge can tell Dahaha is a verb and not a noun. And we'll informed Arabs will tell you it means spreading , like when we spread bread. In fact, this meme was translated from Arabic. And if you do not believe me, check the verse for yourself on Quran.com or through the link below:
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There are three fundamental problems with this claim:
1. Given the earth gravity, this human would have collapsed under their own weight. The tallest dinosaur is 18 meters. It is simply not possible.
2. All archeological evidence collected turned out large dinosaur bones - never humans. Even when we found humanoids from the human evolution period some 100,000 years ago, shows if anything, we used to be shorter.
3. The claim that humans are made of clay is a Greek myth. Google it! The idea that a god fashioned us from clay is a joke...but the Quran repeats it not once but...listen to this 16 times: Quran 3:49, 5:110, 6:2, 7:12, 15:26, 15:28, 15:33, 15:74, 17:61, 23:12, 28:38, 32:7, 37:11, 38:71, 38:75, and 55:14.
In fact to make sure they are no confusion verse 55:14 says "He created humankind from ˹sounding˺ clay like pottery"!!
People who insist to defend this have to admit that the only way we, the descendents of Adam, are have became shorter is by EVOLUTION!! THINK ABOUT IT.
Of course, not true. All photos shared by my brothers and sisters suggesting photos of giants human bones are fake photoshopped photos, started in 1999 when a Canadian man entered a photoshop competition and won using this photo.
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Ending slavery is not high on Allah's list of priorities.
Apparently, Abraham was the first one that aged beyond middle age, unlike Noah generations before him, who died at a youthful 950?

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God used his "timeless" message to humanity, the Quran, to get involved in the Real Housewives of Muhammad drama.
Wait til Allah hears about Hooters.
A banker, a sorcerer, and a deserter walk into a bar...
Muslims lie and say the Qur'an was perfectly preserved without any changes yet even Allah can't preserve his own words in his own book! 📚
The first I read this in the Quran I had to make sure that I had read that right and then laugh really really hard 🤣
Tahera Begum used to be a parody (fun or joke) profile on Fatwabook that got closed because of mass reporting. Was she an Islamophobe and did she atta_ck Muslims? No. She claims to be an second generation Islamist girl living in London, enjoying Kuffar luxury land, and still who defends Islam. But she does it in such a funny way, Islamists were torn as they cannot report her because she is saying exactly what they have in mind but they would never admit it in the open. It is the moderates who finally clubbed together to close her.
Why is Satire and Parody of Islam is so important? Because through these things, we expose some of the most ridiculous things we believe in but we cannot see how stupid it is until someone makes a joke out of it. This approach has been proven to be successful for thousands of years, from the day of the Greeks and Romans. Muhammad took notice how kuffar mocked each other successfully and made it okay to mock them but made it a crime punishable by death for any person to mock him. Apparently, from the story of Abu Lahab (sourat Al Masad) we can see Muhammad did not take lightly any mocking of his message.
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The English subtitled version of that video is here:
He is right for Qur'an mentions a few times that the sun and the moon travel in an orbit, but does not mention once that the Earth has an orbit. This is consistent with an Earth-centered (geocentric) view of the cosmos that places a motionless Earth at the center of the universe and all "heavenly bodies" travel around the Earth. This was the prevailing understanding of the universe prior to the 16th century. Tellingly, the sun's orbit is almost always mentioned in the context of night and day and is always mentioned with that of the moon, which does in fact orbit the Earth each month, and to a naive observer seems to traverse the sky each night when it is visible.
And a sign for them is the night. We remove from it [the light of] day, so they are [left] in darkness. And the sun runs toward its stopping point.....
Qur'an 36:37-40
And it is He who created the night and the day and the sun and the moon; all in an orbit are swimming.
Quran 21:33
Some try to explain away the above Qur'anic description of the sun moving in an orbit as a reference to our sun orbiting the black hole at the center of the milky way galaxy every 225 million years. This is an Ad hoc hypothesis, of no relevance to human time scales, and nothing from the text implies that the sun is orbiting anything other than the Earth. If the author had knowledge of the sun orbiting a black hole then why he mentions the sun's orbit relative to that of the moon!
By the Sun and his (glorious) splendour; By the Moon as she follows him;
Qur'an 91:1-2}
Abraham said, ‘Indeed Allah brings the sun from the east; now you bring it from the west.’ So the disbeliever was overwhelmed [by astonishment], and Allah does not guide the wrongdoing people.
Quran 2:258
And the Hadith confirms that Muhammad believes the earth is centre of our universe:
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"...(Allah) made for you houses from the skin of cattle.." Quran 16:80
Not only Egyptian Civilization build homes from bricks, rocks, and mud - but ancient Rome, Greece, Canaan, Mesopotamia, Persia, India, China, and Maya civilizations.
The evidence that the author of the Quran is a person who was born and bred in the heat of Arabia extends to describing heaven.
"They and their spouses will be in ˹cool˺ shade, reclining on ˹canopied˺ couches." Quran 36:56
Did you spot the issues here? Who said heaven would be hot? Is there even strong Sun in heaven to require canopied couches that recline? Or is this a desert dweller's dream of heaven!
See if you can spot issues here:
"(Here is) a Parable of the Garden which the righteous are promised: in it are rivers of water incorruptible; rivers of milk of which the taste never changes; rivers of wine, a joy to those who drink; and rivers of honey pure and clear...." Quran 47:15
"Fair ones reserved in pavilions....Untouched before them by man or jinnī" Quran 55:72 & 74
But that is just boring, how much sex, water, milk, honey, and wine do you want? A 21st century heaven would be, an endless supply of electronics, TV streaming with super fast broadband, rivers of vodka, whiskey, or Coca-Cola (or Pepsi) 😉 Heaven would be a place you can transform to be anything you want to be.
Fridges with endless cakes and chocolates that don't make you fat. Galactic travel, continuously exploring planets, and different universes, where happiness is an endless joy to share. Why
Did Muhammad not mention any of these? Muhammad was only reflecting on what he thought was his heaven.. Including mindless houris women for sex.
Men are rewarded with virgins:
"We have created (their Companions) of special creation. And made them virgin - pure."
Qur'an 56:35-36
These virgin Hoors will have firm breasts:
" Verily for the Righteous there will be a fulfillment of (the heart's) desires; ... voluptuous women of equal age;"
Qur'an 78:31-33
Here is something for our Abduls to ponder, did Allah not know about snow, ice, and sleet? I challenge you to find these words in the Quran!
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“...If some good befalls them, they say, ‘This is from Allah,’ but if evil befalls them, they say, ‘This is from you.’ Say: ‘All things are from Allah..." (4:78)
"Whatever good befalls you is from Allah, but whatever evil happens to you is from yourself...” (4:79)
إِن تُصِبْهُمْ حَسَنَةٌ يَقُولُواْ هَذِهِ مِنْ عِندِ اللَّهِ وَإِن تُصِبْهُمْ سَيِّئَةٌ يَقُولُواْ هَذِهِ مِنْ عِندِكَ قُلْ كُلٌّ مِّنْ عِندِ اللَّهِ
مَّا أَصَابَكَ مِنْ حَسَنَةٍ فَمِنَ اللَّهِ وَمَا أَصَابَكَ مِن سَيِّئَةٍ فَمِن نَّفْسِكَ
"The contradictory verses of the Qur’ān are usually spread far apart, dotted here and there—except in a few cases, as in these two verses. Here, the second verse comes straightaway to contradict the first, even before the first verse’s echo has faded from the ear. Hardly has the first verse finished confirming that good and evil are both from Allah when the second verse immediately follows it to confirm the opposite: that only good comes from Allah, while evil comes from man!"
- Abbas Abdu-Noor
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We have eleven verses describes the earth as flat like a rug, carpet, bed, and spread. BUT not one single verse suggesting the earth is Spherical or round - very easy words found in Arabic. The verses are: Quran [2:22], [15:19], [20:53], [43:10], [50:7], [51:48], [71:19], [78:6-7], [79:30], [88:20], [91:6].. Backed by Hadith that confirms Muhammad believed the earth is flat. All that narration and translations were pushed under the "carpet" in the 1960's when man landed on the moon.
Dr Joker Zakri, pressed on this major problem, invented the suggestion that Dahaha in verse 79:30 means ostrich egg. Anyone with basic Arabic knowledge can tell Dahaha is a verb, not a noun. And informed Arabs will tell you it means spreading , like when we spread bread. And if you do not believe me, check the verse for yourself on ‪Quran.com‬ or through the link below:
Under pressure to come up with any explanation, people like Zakri tried to twist new meanings out of the Quran. Looking for another obscured verse, they found a verse using word كور (Kawar). While the word كور is derived from the word كرة (Kurah) it is not difficult to see it is a very different word. The Quran refers to the day and night (Kawar) over the each other. But they get busted. The verse does not talk about Earth but about how the "day" takes over the night and so on. Translations present it:
"He created the heavens and the earth for a purpose. He wraps the night around the day, and wraps the day around the night..." Quran 39:5
That is because Muhammad said in multiple places that the light and dark are a form of a "cover" whereby the lights are bits of light "coming from behind the cover". Wrap around does not necessary mean a ball. Can you not wrap a boxed gift!?
The Saudis had tried to remove all reference to flat Earth but some old news paper extracts remain online, for example this article from 1995:
He also suggested the Earth is fixed because this is the clearly in the Quran - anyone who says otherwise is a kaffir, the video is in Arabic:
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How to get sexually deprived desert dwellers to give up everything and fight for you? Promise them a brothel-like heaven. Take a look at this::
Men are rewarded with virgins:
"[For the Companions of the Right Hand] We have created (their Companions) of special creation. And made them virgin - pure."
Qur'an 56:35-36
These virgin Hoors will have firm breasts:
" Verily for the Righteous there will be a fulfilment of (the heart's) desires; Gardens enclosed, and grapevines; And voluptuous women of equal age;"
Qur'an 78:31-33
Hadith confirm there will be 72 virgins each:
"'The smallest reward for the people of Heaven is an abode where there are eighty thousand servants and seventy-two hoor, over which stands a dome decorated with pearls...."
Al-Tirmidhi, Vol. 4, Ch. 21, No. 2687
Gets worse, Islamic books describe the paradise creature Hoor vaginas as appetising and men constantly on viagra!!!
"Each time we sleep with a Hoor we find her virgin. Besides, the penis of the Elected never softens. The erection is eternal; the sensation that you feel each time you make love is utterly delicious and out of this world and were you to experience it in this world you would faint. Each chosen one will marry seventy [sic] houris, besides the women he married on earth, and all will have appetizing vaginas."
Al-Itqan fi Ulum al-Qur'an, p. 351
Men will be given the sexual strength of 100 persons
The Prophet said: 'The believer will be given such and such strength in Paradise for sexual intercourse. It was questioned: O prophet of Allah! can he do that? He said: "He will be given the strength of one hundred persons.
Mishkat al-Masabih, Book 4, Ch. 42, No. 24
A man's penis will remain 'ever-erect':
Abu Umama narrated: "The Messenger of God said, 'Everyone that God admits into paradise will be married to 72 wives; two of them are houris and seventy of his inheritance of the [female] dwellers of hell. All of them will have libidinous sex organs and he will have an ever-erect penis.' "
Sunan Ibn Maja, Zuhd (Book of Abstinence) 39
What do good Moslima women get? You tell me!
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Jahanam is the Quran's term for Hell. It is supposedly the place where disbelievers will fry for eternity even if they are the best of people. Think of all the nice doctors, researchers, humanitarian volunteers, charity givers, even those who helped Muslims in their time of need - they will fry in Jahanam for eternity. How do we know this? We know this from the story of Abi Talib.
Abu Talib ibn Abd al-Muttalib was the leader of Banu Hashim, a clan of the Qurayshi tribe of Mecca. He being the brother of Abdullah the father of the Islamic Prophet Muhammad, was his uncle and father of Ali. He looked after Muhammad after his father died and his mother abandoned him to be raised by the tribe. He made sure he is safe and well looked after. When Muhammad claimed prophecy, he respected his views but did not buy it. When the pagans had enough of Muhammad, they appealed to expel him, even as far as kill him. But it was Abi Talib and his authority that this was never allowed. He was a peacemaker and preferred diplomacy and negotiation to violence. Muhammad knew that his uncles influence helped him conduct his early Dawah free from any harm.
When Abi Talib was sick of old age, Muhammad tried to convince him that his message is true. Abi Talib still did not buy it. When he died, people could see Muhammad was upset for Abi Talib was a very respected and very good man. No one had a single thing against him. When Muhammad was asked if Allah will still forgive him and welcome him to heaven - his response was, I will ask Allah and see what he says! In short, Allah the (All-Merciful) responded in Ayah 9:113 - nope he is going to burn in hell!
You can read the full story in Sahih al-Bukhari 1360.
That, coupled with another post I did about freedom of will in Islam that the Quran suggests we have no freewill.
How come rapists, mass murderers, child abusers, war crime army generals can go to Mecca and guarantee all their sins wiped out but a good person goes to hell because they don't believe? Worse more, because Allah decided they will be "wood for hell" and after all this you want to call him the All-Merciful?

Go ahead. Test your faith. But wait, maybe read what the AUTHENTIC HADITH tells us happened to Muhammad in his final years. How he suffered for four years because of it and eventually killed him. Here is a clue, pssst "he did not eat his dates one morning after a battle." 🤫
Here is the story
Muhammad was poisoned by a Jewish woman, following the conquest of Khaibar, where he took Safiyah as a wife, and ordered the torture and beheading of her husband Kinana, the chief of the Jews at Khaibar.
Narrated Anas bin Malik: A Jewess brought a poisoned (cooked) sheep for the Prophet who ate from it. She was brought to the Prophet and he was asked, "Shall we kill her?" He said, "No." I continued to see the effect of the poison on the palate of the mouth of Allah's Apostle .
Sahih Bukhari 3:47:786
....Narrated 'Aisha: The Prophet in his ailment in which he died, used to say, "O 'Aisha! I still feel the pain caused by the food I ate at Khaibar, and at this time, I feel as if my aorta is being cut from that poison."
Sahih Bukhari 5:59:713
The reason behind her action was the killing of her people and family by Muhammad.
The apostle of Allah sent for Zaynab and said to her, "What induced you to do what you have done?" She replied, "You have done to my people what you have done. You have killed my father, my uncle and my husband, so I said to myself, "If you are a prophet, the foreleg will inform you; and others have said, "If you are a king we will get rid of you."
Ibn Sa'd p. 252
It was no secret among the wives, that Aisha was Muhammad's favorite, and he made this clear as death approached.
Narrated 'Aisha: that during his fatal ailment, Allah's Apostle, used to ask his wives, "Where shall I stay tomorrow? Where shall I stay tomorrow?" He was looking forward to Aisha's turn. So all his wives allowed him to stay where he wished....
Sahih Bukhari 7:62:144
....He came out with the help of two men and his legs were dragging on the ground. He was between Al-Abbas and another man [Ali Ibn Abi Talib]."....
Sahih Bukhari 1:11:634
Eventually, after suffering four years. He died. Why you never heard of this before? Because it is an embarrassing.ending, that is why.
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What a load of BS in one Book- truly a miracle and certainly it must be from Allah!!

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And there is none of you except he will come to it. This is upon your Lord an inevitability decreed.
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Then We will save those who feared Allah and leave the wrongdoers within it, on their knees.

islam is a scam

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George Kimari

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Are you Black? African? Dark skinned? Bi Racial? The it means that Allah created you to go straight to hell.

Islam is only for white skinned Arabs, if you're dark skinned then know, According to Quran, you're doing to hell🤣🤣

This is why Allah strictly only listens to Arabic prayers. He's an Arabic sky demon god... Why won't you learn this in the Quran.

G Sri

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Suresh Ran Rahas

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Then why you worship black stone?

Anand Khan

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Muslims and Demons (Jinn) are brothers ☝

Exposing ISLAM

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WHY ARE ANGELS OF THE QURAN AFRAID OF DOGS?

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Exposing ISLAM

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Question to Muslims
Who inspired Mohammed to teach you how to lie?

Rahul Chopra

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Very nice teaching 🤣🤣🤣👍👍👍👌

Ex-Muslims Of Norway

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If there was ever evidence who is writing the Quran, chapter 33:
Zaynab was married to Zaid, Muhammad's adopted son. One day Muhammad paid a visit to Zaid's house. Not expecting Muhammad, , Zaynab answered the door dressed in a revealing garment, and Muhammad immediately developed a desire for her. When Zaid learned of the prophet's infatuation, he divorced Zaynab so Muhammad could marry her.
You can. Read this in the Tafsir here:
This turned into a scandal among the Arabs, who equated Muhammad's actions with incest. Shortly after, Muhammad received few convenient revelations:
First, cancel adoption. A tradition of over thousands of years in Arabia and other heavenly books with unimaginable suffering for children.
"Let your adopted children keep their family names. That is more just in the sight of Allah. But if you do not know their fathers, then they are ˹simply˺ your fellow believers...." Quran 33:5
Few verses later....
"... So when Zaid had accomplished his desire from her (i.e. finished with her), We gave her to you in marriage.... And God's Command must be fulfilled."
Quran 33:37
And just like that "Allah" doing Muhammad favour and apparently "forcing" him to marry Zaynab. And what happened the first night he married her? Nailed her.....
Apologist excuses: Zaid and Zaynab were having marital problems and Muhammad was just trying to help. ABSOLUTE BULLSHIT!! Is this the solution now, when a couple have marital problems, divorce and hand her over to your relatives? Is she a camel? And this martial dispute made its way to a holy book!! Finally, Allah who knows the future, did not think of banning adoption...say 20 years earlier when Muhammad adopted Zaid as his son?
Later, when Muhammad kept getting women offering themselves to him, and one of his wives made a scene another verse came 33:50 saying he can sleep with any women he wants. Notice, all in the same chapter!!
Wait, in 33:53, "Allah" tells visitors Muhammad is shy and busy. Once you had dinner, leave. Wait more, when Muhammad dies, his wives are NEVER allowed to be with another man!! And 33:21 Making him the BEST example to follow!! REALLY!!
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Pallbita Gogoi

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রূপ কথা

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The role model for Muslims 😊. He was truly great. Alhamdulillah 💓

Ex-Muslims Of Norway

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How easy for the Quran to simply say:

"All living beings you see, evolved slowly over millions of years, genetically adapting to their surroundings. All blessed by Allah."

Instead of hundreds of Ayats (verses) tell us to look at this and look at that, Allah created these just for you!

But then, Muhammad did not have that knowledge and by default, Allah did not know either!! The hypocrisy of all those Dawah men you see online is that they would gloss over these facts, look for anything to defend their blind faith. A blind faith built on scraps of made up interpretations of obscured verses in the Quran to claim it scientific and therefore from a superiors being...a being that thinks the earth is flat, the sun rotates around the earth, sun and moon follow each other, has inferior knowledge of human creation and many more scientific errors you can read about them here:

https://wikiislam.net/wiki/Scientific_Errors_in_the_Quran

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